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Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker,
Fuck the motherfucker hes a fucking motherfucker.
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the fucking fucker,
Fuck the motherfucker hes a total fucking fucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker,
Fuck the mother fucker, fuck him, fuck the motherfucker.
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope.

Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker
If you think that motherfucker is sacred.
If you cover for another motherfucker whos a kiddy-fucker,
Fuck you, youre no better than the motherfucking rapist.
And if you dont like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then fuck you motherfucker, this is language one employs
When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys

I dont give a fuck if calling the pope a motherfucker
Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate.
This has nowt to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers
Im not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate.
There are other fucking songs and there are other fucking ways,
Ill be a religious apologist on other fucking days,
But the fact remains if you protect a SINGLE kiddy fucker
Then Pope or Prince or Plumber, youre a fucking mother fucker.

See I dont give a fuck what any other motherfucker
Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother.
Ive no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fuckers
While those beliefs dont impact on the happiness of others,
But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authority
And with threats of hell impose it on others in society,
Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some fucking wrath
When it turns out youve been fucking us in our motherfucking asses.

So fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker
If youre still a motherfucking papist.
If he covered for a single motherfucker whos a kiddy-fucker,
Fuck the motherfucker, hes as evil as the rapist.
And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true
If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you,
With its filthy fucking language and its fucking direspect,
If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter,
But if you find me more offensive than the fucking possibility
The pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly
Then listen to me motherfucker - this here is a fact,
You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking,
Power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid fucking hat.

Date: May 1st, 2010 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virginia-fell.livejournal.com
That was better songwriting than I thought it was going to be when it started!

This was awesome. Thanks, I kind of needed something to chuckle at.

Date: May 1st, 2010 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctoreon.livejournal.com
Fucking sweet.

Date: May 3rd, 2010 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celtickittenmew.livejournal.com
Now, now, raven. You know it's not nice to pick on other people's dictators. That said, this was the funniest thing I've seen on the internet yet. **LOL ROFLMAO** ^ ^

Date: May 3rd, 2010 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raven-moon.livejournal.com
Hee. Au contraire, my dear! Dictators, whose-ever they may be, absolutely must be picked on; it's a moral obligation! LOL

That song has been stuck in my head for days now. I have to darned careful not to be singing it unconsciously! *facepalm*

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